* CHRIS BROWN: I'M NOT A MOSTER *

So let me get this straight. Chris Brown allegedly beats up Rihanna inside of a car on a public street, doing everything from punching her to biting her, yet anyone who says, “You know, you really shouldn’t do that,” is the bad person.

Does one have to get socked in the eye to follow that logic?

Well, that’s how Chris Brown feels. During a live chat with Bow Wow last night, the man who now draws comparison to Ike Turner versus Michael Jackson, told the world “I’m not a monster.”

Maybe not, but he allegedly bites like one.

He also added, “We ain’t going nowhere. Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters. All my real fans, I love ya’ll. I ain’t a monster. Believe that.”

Chris Brown’s career should not end over one alleged slip up. His personal life shouldn’t overshadow his talent.

But, when you’re accused of domestic violence, should you be online talking about “the haters?”

Between the video chats, Twitter, and blogs, the internet is turning into one big PSA for publicists.

*Radio-Canada Jokeos About Obama Assassinatin * { PEOPLE ST0P THA JOKIN', ITS NOT FUNNY ...}

A Canadian group that monitors radio broadcast standards described a supposedly comedic skit about assassinating President Obama a "disturbing, wounding, abusive racial comment."

In a public chastisement of the French-language Radio-Canada Monday, the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council said the on-air skit, which included the line that Obama would be easy to kill because he stands out against the White House, was far from funny.

"The panel finds nothing redeeming in the allegedly comedic notion that an American president should be shot, still less that this would be easier to achieve because of the color of the president's skin," the council said in its decision.

In another disturbing swipe at America’s first Black president, a fake interviewer tells listeners to hide their wallets when an African-American actor playing Obama walks in, the private industry council called the segments. Such remarks are "simplistic, belittling, hurtful and prejudicial," the council said.

The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission, Canada’s broadcast regulator, was slammed with 210 complaints about Radio-Canada’s “Bye Bye 2008” sketch. The commission asked the council to review the show, even though Radio-Canada is not a member of the private industry group. While the commission cannot fine the show, a reprimand could thwart Radio-Canada’s future attempts to renew its license.

"This is what we have been looking for," said Dan Philip, president of the Black Coalition of Quebec. "Radio-Canada, an institution that is supposed to be representative of the public, I think violated all basic understanding as to its responsibility in society."